don't mess with a filipino

a new york side walk,walk filipino is enjoying a hearty breakfast coffe croissant, toast, butter, jam, etc. while an american, chewing agum, sat next to him and started an unwanted conversation.

amercan : you filipinos eat the whole bread ?
filipino : of course !

american : (blowing bubbleswith his gum), We don't. We american only eat what inside. The crust we collect in a container, recycle, make these croissants and sell these to the philippines.
american : do you eat bread with jam ?

filipino : of course !
american : (chuckling and crackling his gum beween his teeth) we don't. American eat fruits at breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and left over into containers, turn these into jam and sell it to the philippines.

filipino : do you have sex in america ?
american : of course, we do !

filipino : what do you do with the condoms ?
american : we throw them ofcourse !

fiilpino : we don't. In the philippines, we put them into containers, recycle them, turn them into chewing gums and sell it to america.