The Husband Store

this from FHM magazine

A store that sells new husbands has
just opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance
is a description of how the store
operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE
There are six floors and the value of
the products increase as the shopper
ascends the flights. The shopper may
choose any item from a particular
floor, or may choose to go up to the
next floor, but you cannot go back
down to pick from previous floors or
to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store
to find a husband. On the first floor
the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the
second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love
Kids.

“Thats nice”, she thinks, “but I want
more.” So she continues upward. The
third floor signreads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love
Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled
to keep going. She goes to the fourth
floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love
Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and
Help With Housework.

“Oh, mercy me!” she elaims, “I can
hardly stand it!” Still, she goes to
the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love
Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
with Housework, and Have a Strong
Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes
to the sixth floor, where the sign
reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,45 6,012
to this floor.

There are no men on this floor. This
floor exists solely as proof that
women are impossible to please. Thank
you for shopping at the Husband Store.